Parking so close to someone’s door that they have to perform a circus act to get out of their car isn’t just rude but dangerous for you and them! No one wants a door ding.
So if you park and get out just to realize you’re only a few inches from another vehicle, just go ahead and try again. You’d much rather take an extra couple minutes to repark than risk a dent in your door or someone else’s.
If someone’s trying to pass you, it’s not your cue to channel your inner NASCAR driver. We promise, it’s not a race or a personal attack on your car’s horsepower.
Speeding up just makes you look petty. Not to mention, you’ll probably end up stuck at the same red light anyways. Save your gas and the drama. This isn’t Fast & Furious: Suburban Edition.
We get it, you merged. Congrats! But leaving your blinker on for miles is like waving at someone and forgetting to stop. It’s confusing, and everyone’s wondering, “Are they turning again?!”
Do us all a favor and click that thing off. It’s not hard, and it saves the rest of us from playing a guessing game. Blinkers are for communication, not decoration.
Gas stations aren’t parking lots. If you’re done pumping gas, move along! Sitting there while you scroll your phone or eat snacks is just plain rude. You might not, but other people have somewhere to be.
Other drivers are waiting, and no one wants to awkwardly stare at you while you finish your text. Be courteous and pull into a parking spot if you need extra time. Sharing is caring, even at the pump.
The shoulder lane isn’t your personal VIP lane. We see you zooming past like you’re too important for the rules. Spoiler alert: You’re not.
Cutting in line just makes everyone else mad, and karma’s probably waiting for you up ahead with a flat tire or a cop. Stay in your lane—literally—and wait like the rest of us.
Blocking someone’s driveway is the ultimate “I don’t care” move. It’s like saying, “Your plans don’t matter, but mine do!” If you wouldn’t want someone trapping your car, don’t do it to them. It’s common courtesy, not rocket science.
It doesn’t matter if you know them or not; you’re better off parking down the street. We promise, walking a few feet is a whole lot better than a tow truck.
Cutting through a parking lot to dodge a red light is lazy and, more importantly, dangerous. We promise you’re not saving that much time, but you are risking a ticket.
This is also a guaranteed way to get some side-eye from everyone around you. Just wait for the light like a normal person. The world won’t end if you’re 30 seconds late.
Creeping forward at a red light doesn’t make it turn green faster. It just makes you look impatient and maybe a little silly. Relax, the light will change when it’s ready.
Also, creeping forward risks rear-ending the car in front of you. So, unless you’re trying to make friends with their bumper, keep your car right where it is.
Okay, this is one that’s easy to forget, but we should all work on it. If you don’t turn off your high beams when you pull into the drive-thru, you’re blinding the poor driver in front of you!
Be kind, dim those lights, and let everyone in the line keep their retinas intact. Maybe they’ll be so thankful they’ll want to pay it forward, who knows!
The vacuum station isn’t your personal detailing bay. If you’re done vacuuming, move your car so the next person can clean up their snack crumbs and dog hair.
Lingering there while you reorganize your trunk is just inconsiderate. Keep it moving, and everyone gets a turn. It’s a vacuum, not a VIP lounge. Everyone's paid to be there, so act like it.
Stopping in the middle of the road to chat with your buddy or snap a sunset pic is a great way to make everyone behind you question your life choices. Roads are for driving, not social hour.
If it’s that important, pull over! No one wants to be stuck behind your impromptu photo shoot or hear your life updates through rolled-down windows. Keep it moving, or risk becoming the star of someone’s road rage.
The fire lane isn’t a convenient quick stop just for you. Parking there is illegal and dangerous for everyone involved. “Just for a second” is all it takes for an emergency to happen. And guess what? You’re in the way.
Park in a real spot like the rest of us. Unless you’re putting out flames, you can afford an extra 30 on your way to your daily coffee run.
Texting while driving isn’t multitasking—it’s a disaster waiting to happen. No text is worth swerving into another car or running a red light. The state trooper you didn’t know you passed won’t be too forgiving, either.
Your Instagram feed will still be there when you park. Eyes on the road, not your screen. Trust us, your car insurance (and everyone else on the road) will thank you.
Blocking the crosswalk is like saying, “Pedestrians? Never heard of them.” It forces people to awkwardly walk around your car like it’s an obstacle course. Not to mention, it forces them onto a more dangerous part of the road.
Pedestrians have the same right to be there as you do. Stop behind the line and let people cross safely. It’s polite, but it’s also the law. If you choose to be a jerk, they might just choose to smack your bumper. And we don't blame them.
Leaving a shopping cart in a parking space in the ultimate lazy move. You’re letting someone else deal with it, but spoiler alert: that someone is usually an annoyed driver or an underpaid cart wrangler.
Take the extra 10 seconds to return it to the cart corral. Your future self will thank you when you don’t find a rogue cart denting your car. Karma always comes back around.
Laying on your horn in a quiet neighborhood is like yelling “I’m here!” at 7 a.m. No one’s impressed, and everyone’s annoyed. Save the honking for emergencies, not impatience.
If you’re picking someone up, text them or give a polite tap on their door. Otherwise, you’re just waking up the entire block. A good rule of thumb is that if you’d be annoyed if it happened to you, don’t do it to someone else.
If you’re not turning right, don’t sit in the right-turn lane like it’s your personal waiting room. You’re holding up everyone who actually wants to turn. Don't slow down traffic just because it's more convenient for you.
Stay in your lane—literally. Blocking the turn lane is a surefire way to earn some glares and maybe a honk or two. Don’t be that driver. "Right on red" is a saying for a reason.
Parking too close to the crosswalk is a big “screw you” to pedestrians. It makes it harder for people to cross safely and for drivers to see them. You’re putting people’s lives at risk and making yourself look like a jerk.
Give the crosswalk some breathing room. If it’s not a parking space, it’s not somewhere you should park. It’s just common sense. Not to mention, you’ll avoid a ticket and some serious side-eye from pedestrians.
The world isn’t your personal garbage can, and no one wants to see your fast-food wrappers blowing in the wind. Just because you’re driving away from the scene of the crime doesn’t mean you’re not guilty.
Littering never has been and never will be cool. Keep a trash bag in your car and toss it later. It’s really that easy. That way you’re saving the planet and just generally being a good person.
The bike lane isn’t a parking spot, a loading zone, or a place to “just stop for a second.” It’s for bikes—shocking, we know. Blocking it forces cyclists into traffic, which is dangerous for everyone.
Be mindful and keep the bike lane clear. Sharing the road means making space for everyone, not just your car. Plus, you’ll avoid some very angry bell-ringing from cyclists.
