"Raise Hell, Eat Cornbread"
Well, that's certainly a combo that we haven't heard of before! I guess if you do enough hell raising, you'll work up a real appetite.
And let's be honest--where else but a pickup truck would you see a bumper sticker like this? Hopefully they're doing more cornbread eating than hell raising.
To Honk or Not to Honk
"Honk if a Kid Falls Out. Thanks."
Letting your kids fall out of the car isn't going to win you parent of the year anytime soon, but at least these people have a plan for when the worst happens.
We imagine that if you need a warning like this on your car, your kids are probably pretty rowdy. Let's just hope they fall out at a stoplight!
"Honk if you'd rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy, starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz."
Hopefully no one rear ended these people trying to read this entire bumper sticker!
This is not something we thought we'd ever see on a bumper sticker, but now that you mention it, yes, I would rather be watching The Mummy. It truly is a forgotten gem of the 1990s.
The Truth Hurts
"Cool Minivan! --Nobody"
So this is definitely one way to tell that someone hates their minivan! At least they've got a sense of humor about it.
If these people are like the average minivan owner, we imagine that they probably traded the flashy cars of their youth when kids started cropping up and they needed something practical. Who can blame them? We'd hate that too!
Under the Sea
It looks like the Little Mermaid finally bought herself a car. That, or a Disney mega-fan couldn't resist the temptation of making this Ursula-rific pun.
Credit where credit is due--this is a great pun. But we can't imagine being old enough to have our own car and using it to tell the world we're still into Disney.
High Def Driving
Obviously it's not a real HDMI port, but now that this bumper sticker has pointed it out, we can't unsee it.
Or who knows? Maybe this is the real thing. Cars come with so many ridiculous features these days that an HDMI port doesn't seem that crazy.
A Little Bit of Everything
Do they actually count as bumper stickers if they're not technically on the bumper? Something tells me this person wouldn't appreciate the question.
Maybe this guy is a bumper sticker collector, but whatever the story is, this car is a major eyesore.
While we don't have all the information, we're sure that there's a very interesting story behind this bumper sticker. And probably a very angry ex-wife as well.
A broken family is a sad thing, but this bumper sticker almost makes it funny. Almost.
Much to Drive, You Still Have
We'll admit it--this was one pun that went over our heads until we sat there and thought about it for a minute. We weren't expecting a Toyota-Star Wars crossover.
If Toyota was smart, they'd start releasing Yoda-themed cars themselves. It sounds ridiculous, but you know they'd sell like crazy.
An Immortal Bumper Sticker
We can't believe how many jokes people are able to make with their car brand names, but here's yet another entry in this hilarious bumper sticker genre.
Even though people might not give Highlander much thought these days, this is still a solid joke--and an awful vehicle!
"No airbags. We die like real men."
Okay, well that's great, but I'm going to use airbags and live like a real woman.
There's nothing wrong with being tough, but no airbags just takes things to a ridiculous level, even for real men.
An Unsuccessful Venture
"Sucess is a state of mind."
Success may be a state of mind, but the English language most definitely isn't. Let's hope these people weren't driving to a spelling bee.
This might be an embarrassing self own, but it could be worse--they could have gotten this spelling error tattooed on them!
With Great Minivan Comes Great Responsibility
"Condoms prevent minivans."
Truer words have ne'er been spoken! These drivers are brave truth tellers.
If these people are like most minivan owners, they learned this lesson through personal experience. We don't know what it is about kids, but when they show up, a minivan always appears eventually.
"My driving scares me too."
So this is definitely someone you want to keep a healthy distance from on the road. When people show you who they are, pay attention!
At least this self-proclaimed bad driver has enough awareness to realize their own shortcomings. Too bad they couldn't realize those shortcomings in the passenger seat!
Someone Missed the Rest Stop
"Please stay back. I may have pooped myself."
Honestly, it's a free country. If you want to poop in the car, be my guest. However, the world doesn't need to know about it.
While you might not be in danger of their poop from the safety of your own car, I'd still take their advice and stay back--they're clearly not all there.